Koos van Der Merwe and Philemon were a couple of drinking buddies, who worked as aeroplane mechanics at Johannesburg International Airport.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Koos said, “Jislike! China, I wish we had something to drink”
Philemon said, ” eischhhhh! me too. You know I have heard you can drink jet fuel and get lekker stikkend. You want to try it?” So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Koos wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great. No hangovers! No bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings…it’s Philemon!!!!
Philemon says “eischhhh, how do you feel this morning?”
Koos says, “I feel great, how about you?”
Philemon says, “I feel smooth ek se my broooo. You don’t have a hang over?”
Koos says, “No, that jet fuel is great stuff, ek sê my gabba, no hangovers, bugger all!!! We ought to do this more often”
“Ya, well there’s just one thing…...”
“What’s that?”
“Have you farted yet?”
“No.”
“Well don’t!!, ‘cos I’m in Cape Town ek sê.”
