Why I like airplanes over women:
- Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
- Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch.
- Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”
- Airplanes don’t object to a preflight inspection.
- Airplanes come with manual to explain their operation.
- Airplanes can be flown at any time of the month.
- Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.
- Airplanes don’t care about how many airplanes you’ve flown before.
- Airplanes and pilot both arrive at the same time.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.
- Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.
- Airplanes expect to be tied down.
- Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.
- However, they both have one thing in common—when either one of them gets quiet, it’s definitely not good.
